My classmates voted me “best.” I got tired of them always carrying me around on their shoulders.
When I was 16 years old, the worst thing happened: I sold the very first short story I ever submitted anywhere.
Actually I’m 25, so whenever you have to be born in order to be 25, that’s when I was born. All right, so I was born and was very adorable, a condition that persists to this day.
I should probably delete the above paragraph and start over, except that as a professional writer, I strive to be lazy.
This didn't pay for much of anything, so I embarked on a course which was to set the pattern for my writing life: I got a day job to support my writing habit.
A so-called “onlooker” tells the tabloid, “No one could believe it when we saw them together.There, you can’t claim this autobiography doesn’t have facts in it.With college in the rearview mirror, I became a freelance writer.“They’ve both got kids and have been through high-profile splits, and Brad feels he can talk to Charlotte about anything.Especially when it comes to his kids and his struggles to see them.” However, this bogus narrative seems to have been concocted simply because Pitt and Casiraghi both happened to have attended the same event, albeit separately.