Here we bring you an awesome and huge collection of midget jokes.
Believe me these jokes will thrill you and make you laugh hard. Q: What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? A: When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice 5.
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
A: Hand him a step stool before you start talking to him.
Fulton then suddenly stops laughing, supposedly dying from it.
Later at Monk's, George has said to Jerry that he would go as far as to marry Daphne just to prove he can commit. Club gave the episode a B grade saying: "[The episode] is not a great episode, especially considering Larry David wrote it, but it's got some very impressive touches, and Phil Totola's dick move (pardon the pun) is one of them".
Riding on a bus Jerry and George meet a friend, Al Netche, who tells them another friend, Fulton, is in a hospital, and that Jerry may want to visit him as he might need a "good laugh." George feels bored when he has nothing to talk about with his girlfriend, Daphne, and he wants to break up.
Later, Daphne tells George that Al encouraged her to end the relationship as George doesn't commit and may end up hurting her.
Kramer has got a job as a stand-in actor, in the series All My Children, along with his friend Mickey Abbott (Danny Woodburn), a "little person" who is offended by the term "midget".Mickey, however, is worried about keeping his role as the young actor he stands in for is rapidly growing.Kramer suggests Mickey use "lifts" to increase his height, to which Mickey reluctantly agrees.However, to George's relief, Daphne says that she met another person: Jerry Persach, who George reveals is "Pachyderm" who used the pizza trick from his earlier mentioned story to woo Daphne. This is the first appearance of Mickey Abbott, one of Kramer's eccentric circle of friends.The child for whom Mickey acts as stand-in was actor Thomas Dekker, who would later play the child who Kramer visits in the hospital in the season 7 episode "The Wink".